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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Run Girl, Run!

This morning I was walking to work, blasting music in my earphones, when this guy stopped me on the street.

"Excuse me, where is there a 99 Cent store?" inquired the young man, dressed in a sweatshirt and jeans.

"Lots for Less is right over there," I replied.

"No, I need a 99 cent ring to get married at City Hall. I don't want a $10 ring," he explained. His slightly older bride was right next to him.

Deep thought: run girl, run! Never marry a man who wants to buy you a 99 cent ring, last minute, who won't spring for a $10 ring at Lots for Less! Plus, notice he was going to wear sweats and jeans to his wedding. What ever happened to the sanctity of marriage?