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Showing posts with label Deep Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deep Thoughts. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Deep Thought: Is Sugar the Sex or the Money?

You often hear that women are looking for sugardaddies. For example, Big Ang on last night's episode of Mob Wives told her son that she is looking for a sugardaddy. Her son's response was that rich men are looking for 20 year old girlfriends, so Big Ang should learn to take care of herself.  Side bar: I predict that Big Ang will be the breakout star of Mob Wives.  There is no one like her on earth!  She is fabulous!  All she needs to do is to bring on conflict, drama, threaten to claw one of the women's eyes out.  She won't need a sugardaddy anymore, she will be a sugarmama.

I understand that sugar in sugardaddy stands for money. What about the sugar in sugarbaby? Some sugardaddy blogs say they want sugar. Does that stand for sex? These are my deep thoughts of the day.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Run Girl, Run!

This morning I was walking to work, blasting music in my earphones, when this guy stopped me on the street.

"Excuse me, where is there a 99 Cent store?" inquired the young man, dressed in a sweatshirt and jeans.

"Lots for Less is right over there," I replied.

"No, I need a 99 cent ring to get married at City Hall. I don't want a $10 ring," he explained. His slightly older bride was right next to him.

Deep thought: run girl, run! Never marry a man who wants to buy you a 99 cent ring, last minute, who won't spring for a $10 ring at Lots for Less! Plus, notice he was going to wear sweats and jeans to his wedding. What ever happened to the sanctity of marriage?

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Deep Thought: The M&M's Jacket

Have you seen someone in one of those M&Ms jackets? They make you look like a giant M&M. The worst is the yellow colored jacket, because it's so bright-- emphasizes the roundness. Do people actually want to walk around looking like M&Ms? This is the second time in two days I've seen those jackets.